Cherry Cola Oreo

Taste Test:
Initial Smell: You know how after a night of heavy drinking you have that final sip that makes you fully aware that there is alcohol, and lots of it, in that glass? The smell of this packaging made me literally say "oh my god" and I instantly felt hungover. The cherry is nearly atomic and slaps you in the face with a smell that strongly resembles liquor. I would literally be okay with never smelling this again.
Whole Cookie: After the smell test, I am a little more than nervous about this taste test. If the scent bounced me back to Hop Cat, is the taste going to take me back to Mandy's in Adrian (hole in the wall, dive bar...don't feel bad if you haven't been there). The second this cookie hits your mouth you regret every decision you made up to this point. When you are close to the end, the creme starts to "pop" in your mouth. Yep, surprise...they added pop-rocks so this is the treat that keeps on giving.
Half Cookie: This is a joke, right? Do I really have to have this cookie again? I waited 10 minutes before embarking on this test. Clearly I was being too harsh, right?. WRONG. What on Earth, Nabisco? No, just no. Stop it. You're embarrassing yourself.
Creme Only: Why did I invent this test? I don't want to do this. As soon as my mouth recovers from the Half Cookie test, I will do this. Well, after sometime I tried this and went into it expecting the absolute worst. With that being said, I was pleasantly surprised. This was a step above hot garbage, but not something worth breaking a diet for.
Overall: The cherry is way too overpowering and you get no cola. The pop-rocks at the end are way too much and could be left out. Just.No.
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